Playing with words isn’t so easy however it doesn’t require
a degree per say to do so. You know what else doesn’t require a degree? Running
a country. Now I’m not eligible enough to make a comment that I am going to,
although I do have a degree, but even then I’d say “I can’t compare playing
with words to playing with a nation with a gigantic population of 1.37 billion but I bet its easy and good money since people without even education
are applying for it.
India being the developing country since literally its
foundation was laid has been into the hands of many people both good and, well
not good. There are certain very basic criteria to note how the “ruler” of the
country was, some of these include GDP of the country, Poverty rate,
Hunger rate etc etc you get the idea, you’re literate readers I’m sure, because
those who couldn’t grasp would have left at the end of the first paragraph
itself (great for me that they’re not seeing me dis about the government, who
knows in the coming years they’re in their “seats”?). The graph of these criteria has seen its share of ups and downs along with the countrymen and
women. India is like that person we all know who loves to boast about how open
minded and cool he is but then goes home and defames others on the internet,
with a fake id mind you. India loves to stand out and say we’re unity in
diversity and we are a secular country but then makes many decisions that if
noted carefully are based on religious acts and principles. The recent
government is different, very different.
Modi Bhakts can leave now.
I adore what Prime Minister Narendra Modi has done, he has
kept his friends close and his enemies closer. For the first many years he
seems to be fulfilling his lifelong dream of travelling the world, I mean I
don’t need to tell you guys about this, you’ve seen the memes. He has made
connections all over the globe that is a very clever and new approach that has
been taken from the country but who’s to blame, people have been desperate to
hear Manmohan Singh in the country let alone outside it!
Have the Modi Bhakts left now?
For sure?
What sucks about the Modi government is its very nonsecular
approach to governance that could lead to many, many disputes within the
country leading to Pakistan part 2 and we all know no one needs that! No one,
maybe Pakistan needs it a little since USA is raiding it continuously. I mean
those terrorists gotta live like nomads now. Jihad se Jhum Cultivation hota ja
raha hai inka. For all those who don’t know what Jhum Cultivation is never-mind!
While other countries are having certain % increase in their
GDP, India on the other hand faced the downfall with certain % decrease. The
Modi government imposed a variety of taxes and how can one forget the
famous/infamous Demonetization of November 2016? That demonetization was for
nothing but was an opportunity for the millennials to see and know what
demonetization is. Jokes on them, we millennials never had 500, 2000 notes with
us! We damn broke. After that the citizens were greeted the by the GST with
open arms like the Raj from DDLJ. Jokes on us here because we ran like
Simran towards our own destruction, we had to, it was the only path! That demonetization felt like
that teacher who wants you to fail so bad that she gives you a hard paper and
then complains to your parents that you’re weak and should study more!
From running the
economy it feels more like the government is letting go of the economy like Chaudhary Baldev Singh aka Babuji (another DDLJ joke, apologies) and the economy seems to be running, not
running perfectly or even running fine but running away. It’s crucial that
something is done for the country to at least transform it from developing to
developed. At least. What the country needs is young blood. Sorry, let me
correct myself. What the country needs is literate young blood. People who are
specialized in the field, who know the country through and through. Doctors,
lawyers, engineers, economists, everyone. It’s storm time, the country needs
all hands on deck! A high tide, a humongous wave is needed to wipe off all that
is unwanted and create a new place, a much better place that actually respects
the people and cares for them and yes, says its secular and acts that way!
I wait with hope to see a new India, a much better India.
Note to the readers: if you’re stuck at a point wondering whether
it’s a pun or not, it’s definitely a pun!
